![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:16 • Filed to: Stereotypes | ![]() | ![]() |
The guy was driving like a dipshit from what I could see behind me, cutting people and stuff. Since I'm on the left lane and I'm following people in front of me that are all going at the same speed and that a semi-truck is on my right side, I was cornered. BMW guy come right after me. I can't do shit and I would not do shit since am cornered, so he could chill and wait. No, mofo tailgate me close as 3 cm from my bumper and as soon as he had the chance to pass, he cut the semi-truck really close and gave the finger to us all, FOR 15 SECONDS of staying behind me! He continued his way cutting people and using the wrong flasher doing so (cutting left, using right flasher). I knew there was BMW drivers like that according to the internet, but I never saw one in real life.
Now this is my little revenge. Enjoy and this don't apply to the jalops that drives BMWs...I hope.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:22 |
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Today I saw an atypical BMW . M5, bumpers loose, shoestring hanging from the rear wiper, and dirt in the wheel wells. As if they used it for off-roading. I was amazed.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:22 |
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You accidentallied all over
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First pic was the SAME EXACT story that almost got my dad into a car crash. 5,500 LB SUV VS. an E93.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:29 |
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I, too, saw a douchenozzle BMW driver. He threaded the needle, cutting off a truck and coming super close to a motorcyclist.
Of course, no turn signals were used.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:29 |
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It's not me, I found the pic on the web lol...but yeah I did notice right after.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:31 |
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was referring to what you wrote, are you missing some "I"
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:31 |
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A study reported on by the WSJ:
"The study of 2,837 motorists found men between the ages of 35 and 50 driving blue BMWs were most likely to be reported as having engaged in road-rage behaviors such as aggressive driving and swearing."
http://autos.yahoo.com/news/bmw-drive…
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:34 |
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Wait what? Where???
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:35 |
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F*ck it. Ramming speed!!
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:35 |
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"Since am on the left lane and am following people in front of me that are all going at the same speed and that a semi-truck is on my right side, I was cornered. BMW guy come right after me. I can't do shit and I would not do shit since am cornered, so he could chill and wait"
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:36 |
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I'm instead of am?
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:37 |
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This is why I have refrained from getting a large brush guard on my F150 4X4. Too tempting to just ram asshats who deserve it.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:38 |
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Possibly, I don't know.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 22:39 |
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I'm more french than english btw...I never knew the real difference between I'm and Am.
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I'm dyslexic, shit gets hard for me as well. I didn't want to come off as a dick, but it happens sometimes.
For the difference between I'm and am: I'm is short for I am.
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Do you didn't do this name for lulz...I can imagine how hard. But I wont sleep like an idiot tonight that's for sure haha, thanks for the heads up.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 23:06 |
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No problem, I help out the Saudis at school and Germans at work. Why they ask me of all people? The world may never know...
![]() 09/19/2013 at 23:10 |
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Kinda like me with french at work when they have to write a summary of what they've done on the trucks or when they need to communicate with someone who's english they use me as a translator -_-
![]() 09/20/2013 at 01:35 |
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The pinnacle of BMW driver BMW drivering was when I saw an X5 parked in the electric car charging space at the Darien, CT Whole Foods (where else?!) with one of the rear doors closed on the power cable.
![]() 09/20/2013 at 02:22 |
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He didnt get the special Jalopnik Package when he bought it.
I had to look long and hard to find a Z4 with the Jalop pack. Working German turn signals, manual operation of seats and top, and a correct clutch and gear lever.
I did find one though.
![]() 09/20/2013 at 03:07 |
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Rear wiper on M5? Perhaps X5? Either way, I'm sure it was neglect and not off roading.
![]() 09/20/2013 at 07:22 |
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That seemed wrong, yes, x5. I think it had been hanging out the with the wrong crowd;. Subaru peer pressure. Go ahead. We'll watch. ;)
![]() 09/20/2013 at 18:11 |
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Manual top and seat on a Z4? They exist??
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Smh -_-
![]() 09/22/2013 at 07:46 |
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Yes, they do. You had to specifically *not* select the Premium Package, which includes a power top.
For the seats, the only non power seats were the special order M Seats. The person who originally ordered my Z4 got them in red leather, with a black top and black exterior.
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I learn everyday!